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Crack RP: SKITTLES

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* Oracle-Nayru blindfolds flare and hands metal bat.

* LightGod-Eldin like organs?

* Flare-Dancer dammit

* Flare-Dancer the metal bat turns to skittles.

* Wind-Waker-Zelda watches.

* LightGod-Eldin om nom skittles. .o.

* Oracle-Nayru DO it

* Oracle-Nayru LOVELY SKITTLES

* Wind-Waker-Zelda Uh, um. *IMPLODES**


* Wind-Waker-Zelda has left [connection closed]

* Flare-Dancer hmmm.

* Flare-Dancer LANDS, GROUND SUDDENLY SKITTLES.

* LightGod-Eldin OMFG

* LightGoddess-Lanayru hovers.

* LightGod-Eldin EATS SO MANY SKITTLES THAT

* Flare-Dancer skittles melted to feet.

* Flare-Dancer TASTE THE ELDIN

* LightGod-Eldin is now a rainbow light god.

* LightGod-Eldin I AM FAAAABULOUUUUS.

* Oracle-Nayru EITHER WAY

* Oracle-Nayru WE GON' DIE

* Flare-Dancer Subrosia is drowning in melted skittle goo.

<LightGoddess-Lanayru> ((HELENAHELENAHELENA))

* Oracle-Nayru The fire temple is blasting out giant amounts of liquid skittle

<Flare-Dancer> (( HelenaLevi where art thou))

* Flare-Dancer aaaa my temple D:

* LightGoddess-Lanayru EATS SKITTLES* ovo

* Flare-Dancer the gorons get stuck in it

<HelenaLevi> (( Here ))

<HelenaLevi> (( Waa- ...))

<HelenaLevi> (( SKITTLES ))

<HelenaLevi> (( SKITTLES ))

<Flare-Dancer> ((EVERYWHERE))

<HelenaLevi> ((SKITTLES ))

<HelenaLevi> (( -EATS FUCKING EVERYTHING- ))

<LightGod-Eldin> LMFAO //

* Flare-Dancer Helena has eaten ALL OF HYRULE

* Flare-Dancer wait if everyhing I touch turns o skittles—

* Flare-Dancer naked

** xShadow-Linkx has left [timed out]

<Flare-Dancer> ((SHADOW CANNOT HANDLE THIS BODY))

* Oracle-Nayru Flare's dick is skittles

<HelenaLevi> (( ...You touched Shadow so Shadow is now skittles ))

* Oracle-Nayru yes.

<HelenaLevi> (( -NOMS SHADOW- ))

<HelenaLevi> (( ... To eat or not to eat ))

* Flare-Dancer but the dick is a part of me so that doesn't work

* Oracle-Nayru Oh please Flare we know what you do

* LightGoddess-Lanayru EAT EAT EAT *sees Naked Flare* ....EAT EAT EAT.

* Oracle-Nayru *BRICKED*

* Flare-Dancer does that mean Midna has something to worry about

<Flare-Dancer> -----))

* Flare-Dancer LANARYU JESUS I'M YOUR GRANDFATHER

* LightGod-Eldin FUDGE I LOLED

* Oracle-Nayru Flare is the skittle god

* Oracle-Nayru Make your people from the rainbow

* Oracle-Nayru And rain down fire on those who disagree

* Flare-Dancer oh yes, yesss

* LightGoddess-Lanayru O.O *EATS AND BECOMES A RAINBOW*...*GRABS BRO AND FLIES ACROSS THE SKY* DOUBLE RAINBOW...!

* Flare-Dancer DOUBLE RAINBOW IN HYRULE

* Flare-Dancer WHAT DOES IT MEAN

* Flare-Dancer SO VIVID

* Oracle-Nayru it is a sign

* Flare-Dancer shot

* Oracle-Nayru that you yourself must become...SKITTLES...

* Oracle-Nayru AND COMMAND YOUR ARMY FROM THE INSIDE

* Flare-Dancer ....

* Flare-Dancer touches self

* Oracle-Nayru THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER

* Flare-Dancer becomes skittles

* Oracle-Nayru obby

* LightGod-Eldin is a rainbow.

* LightGod-Eldin fuck yo shit i'm gorgeous.

* LightGoddess-Lanayru RAINBOW SIBLINGS..!

* Flare-Dancer lays there. like candy does.

* Flare-Dancer wow great idea

* Flare-Dancer hey someone eat me ;D

* Oracle-Nayru does so

* Oracle-Nayru delicious

* Oracle-Nayru this will go straight to my thighs

* Flare-Dancer do I taste like hot skittles

* Oracle-Nayru yes

* Flare-Dancer like cinnamon

* Oracle-Nayru fresh from the oven

* Flare-Dancer mmmm

* Oracle-Nayru you also taste like pain

* LightGoddess-Lanayru HOTAMLE SKITTLES.

* Flare-Dancer delicious

* LightGoddess-Lanayru I FORGET HOW TO SPELL THAT CANDY. 8D

<Oracle-Nayru> Hot tamales?

* Flare-Dancer burns Nayru's stomach from the inside

* Flare-Dancer that's for calling me "child" :I

* LightGod-Eldin sparkles it up with sissy. B)

* Oracle-Nayru But I'm one too hjfgkj

* Oracle-Nayru dies painfully

<Flare-Dancer> ((faaaabulous))

* Oracle-Nayru Time itself shatters

* LightGoddess-Lanayru HOT TAMALE SKITTLES. THAT IS WHAT FLAMING GRANDPA IS. *SPARKLES AND SHINES*

* Flare-Dancer OH SHIT

* LightGoddess-Lanayru AND TURNS DIFFERENT COLORS LIKE FLAMING GRANDPA IN VAATI'S DREAM CUZ SHE TASTED THE RAINBOW.

* Oracle-Nayru suddenly, pardox. Nayru comes back as a 50-mile tall Demi goddess with unspeakable hatred for skittles and all they stand for

* LightGod-Eldin OHFUCK

* LightGod-Eldin FLIES THE RAINBOW HECK AWAY WITH SISTER

* Flare-Dancer who was still in Nayru's stomach.... is now nonexistent?

* LightGoddess-Lanayru FLOWN AWAY WITH. THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA, HA. HE, HE. HO, HO.

* LightGoddess-Lanayru TO THE RAINBOW FARM.

* LightGod-Eldin HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
((okay I will edit this like.... later. when I'm not on the tinycomputer. kthxbye))
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